Ode to My Dog - Poem

I talk to him like he's a person.
I think he understands...
He looks at me intelligently
And gently licks my hand.
He farts and drools and chases squirrels
But I never say a word.
Because I know I'm just a schmoe
And he's the best friend in the world.

~Steve

Friends - Haiku

Your friends are the most
important ingredient
in life's recipe

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Ode to My Human - Poem

I talk to him like he’s a dog

He try's to understand.

He looks at me quizzically

But I know he’s only human.

He takes me for walks and picks up my poop

How bizarre is that?

But all things considered, it’s not a bad life

And thank God I’m not a cat!

#HobieDawg

Curiosity - Haiku

Curiosity
is usually a good thing
unless you're a cat

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Coprophagia Limerick

There was an Australian Shepherd
Who had a penchant for cat turds
And was once heard to say
While munching away
Do you have any Grey Poupon mustard?

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Valentines Day Haiku

Hope Valentines Day
Brings you lots of Facebook likes
And amorous tweets!

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Dog Wisdom - Dogs Rule

Cats may be cool
but Dogs rule!

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Dog Wisdom - Dog Deified

Dog Deified 
is
Deified God 
spelt backwards

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Dog Wisdom - Dogs Lies

Dogs don't lie
Unless you  tell them to 

~HobieDawg