Ninja Hound - Limerick

Streets and alleys will soon abound
With creepy monsters all around
But do not fear
A hero is near
The super HobieDawg ninja hound

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Dog Lobster Stew - Limerick

There was a lady named Sue
Who wanted to make lobster stew
But none could she find
And not having the time
Decided her dog would do

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Costume Party - Limerick

A dog and kitty could not agree
On what to wear to the costume party
They fought till dawn
And when the dog won
He decided to go as a scary kitty

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DawgDino - Limerick

A mad scientist named Stevarino
Whose knowledge of genes was not keeno
Tried to gene splice
But was not precise
And created a GMO DawgDino

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Gerbil's Beware - Limerick

It's about time Clark County agreed
To help fund the Humane Society
But now it is clear
That Gerbils should fear
Commissioners Madore and Mielke

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