Dog Walking Haiku

When walking the dog
You commonly will find that
You meet lots of dogs

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World's Smartest Dog?

World Smartest Dog? NOVA special shows a Border Collie That Can Identify More Than 1,000 Items - but can he do Facebook, Blog and Tweet?   Just saying...  ;) 

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A Dogs Life - Haiku

I live belly-up
In the sun, happier than
you will ever be

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Dog-Poo-Blues - Limerick

Fall leaves are pretty it's true
Orange, yellow and browns of all hue
But when walking in leaves
Be careful please
Or you'll be singing the Dog-Poo-Blues

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Dogs Welcome Hotel Memo

Couldn't have said it better...

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Pampered Perry - Limerick

A pampered pooch named Perry
Who not a day did tarry
Was pampered it's true
With fancy hairdos
That were truly extraordinary

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Chef Perry - Limerick

There was a dog with a mustache
Who enjoyed cooking with panache
With talents extreme
She cooked haute cuisine
And became the next Iron Chef

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Ninja Hound - Limerick

Streets and alleys will soon abound
With creepy monsters all around
But do not fear
A hero is near
The super HobieDawg ninja hound

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Dog Lobster Stew - Limerick

There was a lady named Sue
Who wanted to make lobster stew
But none could she find
And not having the time
Decided her dog would do

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Costume Party - Limerick

A dog and kitty could not agree
On what to wear to the costume party
They fought till dawn
And when the dog won
He decided to go as a scary kitty

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DawgDino - Limerick

A mad scientist named Stevarino
Whose knowledge of genes was not keeno
Tried to gene splice
But was not precise
And created a GMO DawgDino

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Gerbil's Beware - Limerick

It's about time Clark County agreed
To help fund the Humane Society
But now it is clear
That Gerbils should fear
Commissioners Madore and Mielke

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Spring!

Spring is here!   

Woof Woof!

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Purpose of Life - Haiku

The purpose of life
Is to try to be happy
And to enjoy life.

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Biscuit Stealing - Haiku

To steal a biscuit
One needs a lot of patience
And a long of tongue

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Ode to My Dog - Poem

I talk to him like he's a person.
I think he understands...
He looks at me intelligently
And gently licks my hand.
He farts and drools and chases squirrels
But I never say a word.
Because I know I'm just a schmoe
And he's the best friend in the world.

~Steve

Friends - Haiku

Your friends are the most
important ingredient
in life's recipe

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Ode to My Human - Poem

I talk to him like he’s a dog

He try's to understand.

He looks at me quizzically

But I know he’s only human.

He takes me for walks and picks up my poop

How bizarre is that?

But all things considered, it’s not a bad life

And thank God I’m not a cat!

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Curiosity - Haiku

Curiosity
is usually a good thing
unless you're a cat

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Coprophagia Limerick

There was an Australian Shepherd
Who had a penchant for cat turds
And was once heard to say
While munching away
Do you have any Grey Poupon mustard?

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Valentines Day Haiku

Hope Valentines Day
Brings you lots of Facebook likes
And amorous tweets!

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Dog Wisdom - Dogs Rule

Cats may be cool
but Dogs rule!

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Dog Wisdom - Dog Deified

Dog Deified 
is
Deified God 
spelt backwards

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Dog Wisdom - Dogs Lies

Dogs don't lie
Unless you  tell them to 

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Dog Wisdom - World View

To the world, 
you may be one person.
But to a dog,
you may be the world.

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Dog Wisdom - Secrets

Two can keep a secret
If one of them is a dog

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Dog Wisdom - The Meaning of Life

Life is a ball

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Dog Wisdom - Dog Bone Haiku

Next to a big bone,
IMHO
Man is dog's best friend

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Dog Wisdom - Dog Walking Haiku

There's no such thing as
Bad weather or a bad time
To go for a walk

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Dog Wisdom - Relaxation

Relaxation is an art worth pursuing

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Dog Wisdom - First Impressions

First sniffs are almost always right.

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Dog Wisdom - New Tricks

You're never too old to learn new tricks but you might be happier playing dumb. 

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Feed Hungry Dogs - Haiku

It's hard to quibble
About FreeKibble.com and
Feeding hungry dogs

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Happy New Year! - Haiku

Hope the new year brings 
Belly rubs and chasing balls
Less barks and more wags!

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