Showing posts with label Poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poem. Show all posts

Friday, August 16, 2019

A Dog's Litany - Poem

You are the biscuits in the jar,
the water in my bowl.
You are my mentor on our morning walks
and the Frisbee that flies through air.
You are my super hero
and provider of food and fun.

 However, you are not the squirrel in the tree
the cat on the ledge,
or the tree that I mark.
And you are certainly not the scent that I roll in.
There’s just no way that you are the scent that I roll in.

It is possible that you are the fish in the pond
even the birds on the feeder
but you are not even close
to being the smell of a dog butt.


And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are neither my bed in the corner
nor the collar on my neck.

 It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that I am the sound of sirens that howl.

I also happen to be the guarder of mail
the fetcher of newspapers
and the basket of toys on the living room floor.
 
I am also the snorer at night  
and the anonymous fart.
But don’t worry, I’m not the biscuits in the jar.
You are still the biscuits in the jar.
You will always be the biscuits in the jar.
Not to mention the water in my bowl and somehow,
my mentor on our morning walks.
 
Hobie Dawg

(Adapted from a poem titled Litany by Billy Collins 
which was inspired by Jacques Crickillon) 

   

Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentines Day Poem

http://stazjia.squidoo.com/favorite-dog-poems
Roses are gray
Violets are too.
I'm just a dog
and poems are hard to do! Woof!

~HobieDawg



Monday, November 18, 2013

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Dog-Poo-Blues - Limerick

Fall leaves are pretty it's true
Orange, yellow and browns of all hue
But when walking in leaves
Be careful please
Or you'll be singing the Dog-Poo-Blues

Hobie Dawg

   

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Chef Perry - Limerick

There was a dog with a mustache
Who enjoyed cooking with panache
With talents extreme
She cooked haute cuisine
And became the next Iron Chef

Hobie Dawg